Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Stupidity run amok

Browsing the news this week I see example after example of stupidity run amok.


In Iraq: The constitutional congress is getting stuck on stupid little points where the religious fanatics want their policies enshrined as constitutional law. What these bozos keep forgetting is that they are writing a constitution, not laws. They are writing the instruction manual for how the government will function, what it can, and what it can not do. Many are getting ahead of themselves and trying to get laws passed.

For example, the issue of inheritance. Those who subscribe to strict Islamic law believe that female children are only entitled to one half of a male child gets from a deceased parent's estate. In other words, the boys get twice as much as the girls. These bozos want to put this rule into the constitution.

The constitution doesn't need to address this matter! It is irrelevant. The solution is so simple, but they can't see it because they are so blinded by their devotion to the Koran. If some parents want to follow Islamic "law" in regards to how their estate will be distributed, then let them use a will. If they don't want to, then they don't have to.


At "Camp Sheehan" in Crawford Texas: Saint Cindy is making such an ass of herself. She wants to dictate foreign policy. Hey Cindy, that is what your vote it for. What makes you more special than the other 300 million Americans?

She claims she just wants to "talk" to Bush. Yea, right. You have already said what you are going to demand. Why should Bush waste his time talking to some nut-job like you? Get real.

She just ticks me off no end with her claims that she gave up her son for the war in Iraq. Yo, Cindy. Your son was an adult and choose to join the USMC and serve his country. We don't have the draft in the US. You act like you put a gun to his head and forced him to boot camp. Please stop speaking for someone who can't defend himself. If someone took it upon themself to use my death for their politics, I'd come back and kill them.

It looks like the Looney-left has decided to join her. What a friggen circus.



Venezuela: Comrade Chavez, the Castro wanna-be president of Venezuela, hosted a youth commie love-in last week. 20,000 clueless brainwashed idiots from around the world all showed up wearing their trendy Che Guevara T-shirts and giving their boring commie speeches. Chavez himself gave a speech where he pledged world socialism, and that if the US dared attack Venezuela, that it would fail spectacularly.

*sigh* Where do they dig these idiot dinosaurs from? Don't they realize that it is 2005 and communism just doesn't work? If they want a worker's socialist paradise, why don't they move to North Korea? See how well things are going there.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Damn birds!

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Norfolk Pines
at Cottesloe Beach
When you move into a new place, you discover all the pleasant surprises, and the nuisances of your new home. This morning, I found one of mine. The birds!!!

I now live on Broome Street, which is one of the main roads through the town of Cottesloe. Cottesloe is famous for two things. One, it has an awesome beach. Two, the Norfolk Pines. These tall pine trees and the beach remind me so much of La Jolla in San Diego. And like La Jolla, it is a very desirable and expensive place to live.

Now getting back to the trees. Broome Street is lined on both sides with towering Norfolk Pines. It is beautiful. However, in those trees are birds. Loud birds. Parrots and makaws. The branches are packed with them. They start screeching at sunbreak, with is around 5:30 in the morning in winter, and 4 in the morning in summer. [Note: Western Australia does not observe daylight savings time]. A few meters from my bedroom are three Norfolks, full of screeching birds.

This morning at breakfast Robin come up and asked me if those birds woke me up like they woke her. Oh yea, they did! She asked me what kind of birds they were. I answered "They are soon-to-be-dead birds."

Where is my shotgun?

Monday, August 15, 2005

When strength is misread as weakness

Today is the day when Israel starts the dismantling of their Gaza settlements. Finally, common sense has prevailed in a place where common sense and reason is in such short supply.

What I find very interesting about this event is the Palestinian reaction to it. In the oft-repeated words of Abba Eban, "The Palestinians never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity". The militant factions within Palestine are scrambling to claim the credit for this withdrawal. They want to claim this as a victory for their tactics of hostel engagement against Israel. They can't wait to start shooting at the withdrawling settlers in order to give the appearance of driving them out at gun point.

This threat of theatrics has given the militant right wing Israelis a reason to protest the withdrawals. They don't want to give the appearance of surrendering with shame. They want to save face. Hamas and other militants on the Palestinian side are determined to make it appear as shameful as possible.

To their credit, both Israel and the PA (Palestinian Authority) recognize the danger of such inflammatory theatrics and have taken steps to prevent them. However, the PA does not seem to be able to do a whole lot to stop Hamas from doing what it wants. They have little to no control of the factions within Palestine. So it looks like it is going to be the same-old, same-old all over again. The Palestinians are trying their dammest to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory. They want to blow an opportunity to present themselves as a nation worthy of respect. They are so blinded by their hatred and rage that they can't see the damage they do to themselves by acting like spoiled children who can't think 2 days ahead on anything.

Today is also the 60th anniversary of the surrender of Japan to the Allied Forces in WWII. I mention this because there is a lesson for the Palestinians to be learned from a terrible mistake the Japanese made at the end of the war.

After the successful test of the atomic bomb at Trinity in New Mexico, the Allies send their demands of unconditional surrender to the Japanese. Allied intelligence intercepted communications within factions in Japan and discovered that a great concern of the Japanese was the disposition of the royal emperor. It appeared to the Allies that the idea of surrendering the Japanese monarchy was going to be a serious sticking point. The Japanese response was "No".

The Allies reasoned that what they really wanted was the surrender of Japanese military forces and to end all hostilities. So they decided to modify the demands in order to make the idea of surrendering palatable to the Japanese. A few days later the Allies issued their modified demands. They demanded the unconditional surrender of all Japanese military forces and to cease all hostilities. The issue of the monarchy was not a condition, which implied that the emperor himself did not have to relinquish his seat to satisfy the demands.

Now here is the mistake. The hard core militants in Japan looked at the new demands and noticed that the Allies had conceded the point about the monarchy. Rather than view this as a concession made from a position of strength (Truman knew he had the bomb), they viewed it as a sign of weakness. They reckoned that if they held out, then better and better offers would come their way, until they got what they want, which was to sue for peace. So again, they answered "no".

This answer convinced Truman that he had no choice left but to proceed the war on Japan, and to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima.

The point is, the Japanese missed their opportunity to surrender and suffer the atomic bombs because they viewed strength as weakness. They were so focused on saving face and calling bluffs that they failed to remember that they were not in a position to demand anything.

Getting back to Hamas and the Palestinians. They are making the same mistake. They want to view this event as a sign of weakness and they will madly celebrate their "victory" over their enemy. They will then attempt to capitalize on this to further their cause of the destruction of Israel. However, they will find out the hard way that what they have done is simply strengthened Israel's hand, both militarily and morally.

All moved!

Sorry I have not written anything for a while. I have been moving. My landlord asked me to move out because his daughter wants to live in the house. So I had to pack up and move on. Robin found a nice townhouse not too far away from where I was. It has 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, and is slightly cheaper.

I hired a moving company to help me. Cost me $400, but was worth it. I don't think my back could have taken the strain of moving the fridge and other heavy items. I could not believe that their truck as filled with stuff! I don't know what all was in there. I did not know that I have so much crap. Time to lighten the load.

Robin has moved with me. Katie is staying put in the old house until the last weekend, then moving to her own place closer to the city. So for now it will be just Robin and I sharing the new place.

The new place faces east, away from the ocean. It is a block away from the beach, over a slight rise. What that means is that I can no longer see or hear the ocean. I also can't watch the weather heading out way since it normally travels west to east off the ocean. I will miss all that.

The place was a mess when we moved in. The prior tenants were the tenants from hell according to the land lord. He told me that he had to take them to court to evict them for failure to pay rent. They also trashed the place. They left all kinds of things, including a 17 foot ski boat with a 250hp outboard motor, all on a trailer! They must have left in a hurry.

They also left more interesting artifacts that have to be hauled away. In addition to the boat, they left televisions, bread makers, and most interesting, grow lights. Grow lights are the specialized lighting systems used to grow plants, marijuana in particular, indoors. On moving day a police detective walked in the place while I was there and demanded to see some guy I never heard of. I told the detective I don't know anything. He looked around and could see that I was moving in, so he left.

This has me a little worried. It is obvious that these guys were a bit dodgy, probable one step ahead of the law. I'm concerned that they may have left some debts behind with people who are not so nice. They might show up in the middle of the night at my new place looking to collect from the old tenants. Well. At least the place has an alarm and good locks.

The move has me beat to a pulp. We are mostly settled in the new place. My new bedrooms is a lot smaller than the last one. So I am still trying to figure out how to fit everything in and still have room to walk. I have not even attempted to set up the office. I don't have the energy.

The place doesn't have any cooling, or heating. I was able to move my old gas heater from the old house to the new one. But it only heats the living room. In summer it may be hell. The windows are not the kind that I can put an airconditioner in. I guess that I will end up outside on the hammock on hot summer nights.

I'm headed off to California on Friday, so I have to finish moving and pack for the trip. I won't be able to update the blog for a couple of weeks until I get back.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Spawn of Satan tells dad "I quit!"

Rupert & Lachlan Murdoch
Rupert Murdoch, aka 'Satan', on left and son Lachlan Murdoch, aka "Spawn of Satan", on right
I've noticed that nepotism is epidemic in corporate Australia. The sons and daughters of Australia's business tycoons are handed the wheel to their father's companies, even if they are not remotely qualified. I've noticed they do this more here than in the US.

I don't understand the reasons. Perhaps it has to do with the British roots of Australia lending credence to the concept of royal lineage. This is in contrast to American style individualism and a healthy disdain for privilege based on nothing but birthright.

For the last couple of weeks the leading news has been the announcement of the crown prince of darkness, Lachlan Murdoch, resigned from the family company in order to move back to Australia and live the good life with his beautiful wife and new child. He is walking away from the top job at News Corp at the ripe old age of 33.

His father, Rupert Murdoch, Australia’s answer to Citizen Kane, is reported to “be saddened” by the news. Rupert has claimed that Lachlan was one of the best newspaper editors he ever met. Funny… no one else has made such a claim. It appears now that the burden of succession now falls on the shoulders of Lachlan’s younger brother, James (32).

I has me puzzled as to why this is such big news. Who cares? It is not like he is sacrificing anything and taking a vow of poverty. He still gets millions of dollars a year to play with.